Washington Post Not Even Trying Anymore...

... to hide their boners.

But one habit endures: Obama has gone to the gym, for about 90 minutes a day, for at least 48 days in a row. He always has treated exercise less as recreation than requirement, but his devotion has intensified during the past few months. Between workouts during his Hawaii vacation this week, he was photographed looking like the paradigm of a new kind of presidential fitness, one geared less toward preventing heart attacks than winning swimsuit competitions. The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games.

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Real Men

from the Huffington Post

Obama: "Cha Cha?"

Barbara: "It's short for Cha Cha Cha."

O: "What is a Havanese?"

B: "It's like a little terrier and they're non-allergenic and they're the sweetest dogs.."

O: [Face suddenly changes.] "It's like a little yappy dog?"

Michelle: "Don't criticize."

O: "It, like, sits in your lap and things?"

M: "It's a cute dog."

O: "It sounds kinda like a girly dog."

M: "We're girls. We have a houseful of girls."

O [with hand gestures]: "We're going to have a big rambunctious dog, of some sort."

I'd like to take a moment to point out what a faggoty little dog Bush owns.



Especially in comparison to the manly ol' Clinton dog.


Especially in comparison to Putin's dog.

Nano-update II

The Economist has a huge boner for Obama; I have a huge boner for Rahm Emanuel.

Nano-update

Fake New York Times circulates, includes an expression of my dearest wish.

Op Ed excitement

Not really a post, just an expression of how excited I am, having realized that Maureen Dowd has a column on Wednesdays. As does the horrible Thomas Friedman, but I am less thrilled about that in particular. The godawful column in question is up already, all two pages of the tritest rehash one could possibly cough up on such a momentous occasion. Go choke on a dick, Friedman.

Good Night, Sweet Election

I loved you well.

Vice President He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

BREAKING NEWS
Obama bravely utters the name of the Dark Lord!

"Yesterday, Dick Cheney came out of his undisclosed location and hit the campaign trail. He said that he is, and I quote, 'delighted to support John McCain,' " Obama told the crowd in Columbus. When he was repeating his lines later in Cleveland, rain started to fall.

"You notice what happened when I started talking about Dick Cheney," Obama said with a chuckle. "But a new day is dawning. Sunshine is on the way."

When asked for comment, You-Know-Who scowled in response, then proceeded to vomit snakes.