Monday, November 3, 2008

Vice President He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

BREAKING NEWS
Obama bravely utters the name of the Dark Lord!
"Yesterday, Dick Cheney came out of his undisclosed location and hit the campaign trail. He said that he is, and I quote, 'delighted to support John McCain,' " Obama told the crowd in Columbus. When he was repeating his lines later in Cleveland, rain started to fall.

"You notice what happened when I started talking about Dick Cheney," Obama said with a chuckle. "But a new day is dawning. Sunshine is on the way."



When asked for comment, You-Know-Who scowled in response, then proceeded to vomit snakes.

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